This one’s for our clients (and anyone else who might find this amazing). We can’t take credit for coming up with this list, but we loved it so much we had to share it. Just don’t take it too seriously:
Please don’t call to pitch one of these. Somebody already thought of it, and we said no.
1. We’ve noticed that a competitor’s compilation is selling well, so we spent five minutes creating an almost identical one, and although we are offering no promotional plan or marketing support, we’d like you devise and fund a major retail marketing campaign for it.
2. Wagner for Relaxation
3. You already have this product in stock, but we’ll be sending you a new copy with slightly different artwork. Can you promote it? … Continue Reading